function uWontGetIt(_var1, _var2) {
 var _m = "m" + "a" + "i" + "l" + "t" + "o";
 parent.location=_m + ":" + _var2 + "@" + _var1;
} 

$(document).ready(function(){
  $('#portfolio #right-column ul li p.description').hide();
  $('#portfolio #right-column ul li a').not('#portfolio #right-column ul li p.description a').click(function(){
	var test = this;	
    if( $(this).next(':visible').size() > 0){
      $('#portfolio #right-column ul li p.description:visible').slideUp();
    } else {
      $('#portfolio #right-column ul li p.description:visible').not(this).slideUp();
      $(this).next().slideDown();
    }
    return false;
  });
});